Happy Easter dear Spudkins! Christ is risen, Alleluia! While it only took Jesus three days to return from the dead, since we are not God Himself and are limited by our human failings, it took us three years. Look, we all know what everyone is thinking--"What could the ripepotatoes possibly talk about that would bring … Continue reading The Rise Of the Jesus Sandal
Shoes
Croc’in to Confession
The end of the year is fast approaching, and it has been quite the year. 2020 has been a year that many people thought would never end—with each month introducing a new catastrophe and the insanity of quarantine driving people so absolutely bonkers that for some reason mullets are making a comeback—but that’s for a … Continue reading Croc’in to Confession
The Mule and the Ass
If you have been keeping up with the latest fashion trends you must be fully aware of the monstrosity that is known as the "mule" shoe. This shoe is even uglier than an actual mule and probably just as uncomfortable...
Ugly Shoes and Canon Law 